When a widowed, burned out, morning-drive DJ is fired, he must procure four thousand turkeys by Thanksgiving, in order to keep his new job and hold his family together.
武当弃徒戴阎王(李截 Jason Scott Lee 饰)为抢夺青冥古剑夜袭铁小贝勒府,俞秀莲(杨紫琼 饰)重出江湖,携手旧友孟思昭(甄子丹 饰)保护宝剑,被蒙蔽的魏方(岑勇康 Harry Shum Jr. 饰)助纣为虐,雪瓶(刘承羽 Natasha Liu Bordizzo 饰)告知魏方其身世之谜。一场江湖混战,众人力擒戴阎王,保护宝剑周全。 影片改编自王度庐小说《铁骑银瓶》。
(转自IMDB) Everything returns to normal after Chernobyl. That is, everything but art. Most of the great works are lost, and it is up to people like William Shakespear Junior the Fifth to restore the lost artwork of the human race. He finds strange goings-on at a resort enough to remind him of all the lines of the play, dealing with mob boss Don Learo and his daughter Cordelia, a strange professor named Jean Luc-Godard (sic), who repeatedly xeroxes his hand for no particular reason. He is followed by four humanoid goblins that keep tormenting Cordelia. There is also the gentleman whose girlfriend, Valerie, isn't always visible. Then the film is sent off to New York for Mr. Alien to edit.